Veggie sausage: win!
Fresh spinach: win!
Cheddar cheese: win!
Roasted red potatoes with organic sriracha: double win!
BREAD. THAT. IS. SWEET?!?! What the fuck, America. If I wanted a fucking breakfast sandwich on sweet bread, I would definitely have ordered it with ICING. Because that's what you put on CAKE. Organic, whole-wheat, made-from-rare-Amazonian-yeast-harvested-under-the-dying-light-of-the-summer-equinox CAKE.
Conclusion: Three of five Americas and my undying loathing.
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